Master Tells Jokes

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, February 14, 1999, the Florida Center, USA (Originally in English) Videotape No. 634

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A son came home with the worst marks and the worst certificate in his class. When his father saw the grades, he became very, very angry and said, "You always fail in class! Look at the neighbor; he's always the first one. You're always the last! Tell me, what's wrong with you? Doesn't your teacher ever teach you anything?" And the son said, "Yes, yes, just this morning, she taught us, 'Like father, like son.'"

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