Master Tells Jokes
An Unexpected Source of Payment |
Spoken
by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD #754
A pretty girl walked up to a department store's fabric counter and said, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" So the clerk, who was very mischievous, replied, "Just one kiss per yard!" And then he smiled. "That's fine," the girl said. "I’ll take ten yards."
Next, with expectation written all over his face, the clerk ran to measure out and wrap the cloth then hurried out teasingly. Snapping up the package, the girl pointed to a little old man standing beside her and said, "Grandpa, you 'pay' the bill!"
A Dog-gone Good Sermon! |
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD #754
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A minister delivered his sermon in only ten minutes, about half the normal time. He apologized, saying, "I’m sorry to inform you that my dog, who is very fond of paper, ate the other half of my sermon. That’s why I couldn’t deliver the whole thing this morning. I’m very sorry!"
After the service, a visitor from another church shook hands with the minister and said, "Pastor, if that dog of yours has any puppies, I want to get one so I can give it to the minister of my church!"
