Master Tells Jokes
Sales Are Up
A sales employee went to report to the boss. And the boss said, “Hey! How’s it going with your selling?” The salesman said, “Good! Almost 50% of the people bought our products!” And the boss said, “Yes? How many people were there?” The salesman said, “Two!” “But you said 50%!” The salesman said, “Yes, almost 50%.” “How can that be?” “Well,” he said, “One of them almost bought our stuff!”
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