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             Master Tells Jokes 
                   
                   
                 Honey, 
                  We've Got a Little Car Trouble   
                 
 Spoken by Supreme Master 
                  Ching Hai, February 3, 2003,  
                  Florida, USA (Originally in English) 
                  
                
            A 
              wife said to her husband, “We've got trouble with the car; 
              it has water in the carburetor.” The husband exclaimed, “Water 
              in the carburetor? That's ridiculous!” The wife repeated, 
              “I tell you, the car has water in the carburetor.” The 
              husband said, “But you don't even know what a carburetor is! 
              Where's the car?” And the wife replied, “In the swimming 
              pool!”  
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