There was a guy who went into a shop
to buy a parrot. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000;
another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the
owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for
this kind of parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained
him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about
this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner
said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,
like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.”
Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What can he do
that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shop said, “I
don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor
whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The
Boss.’” To enjoy the original sound track of this joke: Go!!
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