Master Tells Jokes

The Secret to Longevity

Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, August 23, 2007,
Paris 3-Day Retreat, France (Originally in English)

A little boy was sitting in the park eating something, when an old lady came over to him and said: “Son, don’t you know that eating all those sweets will rot your teeth, and even make you ill?” So the little kid replied, “Oh, my grandfather lived to be 120 years old.” And the old lady said, “But did he always eat the whole bag of sweets at one time like you do?” And the little boy said, “No, no, he didn’t, but he did mind his own business.”

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