Master Tells Jokes


Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Basel, Switzerland May 3, 1999 (Originally in English)

There once were two twin brothers who were sitting in a bar drinking some juice. And there was a man who walked out of the toilet after one drink too many. He looked at both of them and then scratched his eyes and looked again. And then he ordered a drink, saying "One more drink!" And then he looked again. Finally, one of the brothers laughed and said, "That's right, sir. Your eyes are seeing correctly. We are twins. That's why." (Because they were wearing the same clothes and everything was the same.) And the man said, "Four of you? All four of you?"