Master Tells Jokes


Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Florida Center, USA, October 4, 1999 (Originally in English)

A mother came home from shopping for tea, and saw that some tea had already been made by her 15-year-old daughter. The mother then asked the daughter, "Did you use the tea strainer?" Because in England they use chopped tea leaves to make tea, and you have to use a tea strainer to strain out the tea leaves, and then drink only the liquid. And the daughter said, "Yes, mother, I did filter the tea leaves. But I couldn't find the tea strainer, so I used the fly swatter." The mother said, "Oh! My God! Why did you do that? You shouldn't have done that!" And the daughter said, "Oh mother, don't panic. It's just an old one. I didn't use the new one."


Audio Clip: English, Aulacese, Indonesia, Korean, Spanish, Czech

Master Tells Jokes

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* A Misunderstanding
* The Multi-purpose Fly Swatter
* Honey Words

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