Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA, October 4, 1999 (Originally in English)

At the traffic fine office, the police handed a motorist a receipt for his traffic fine. The motorist must have been fined for speeding. He grumbled, "What am I supposed to do with this?" The clerk advised him, "Keep it. When you get four of these, you get a bicycle!" (All laugh.) By that time, he wouldn't be allowed to drive a car!

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