Master
Tells Jokes
Spoken by Supreme Master
Ching Hai, Florida, October 6, 1999 (originally in English)
A
motorist was driving his motorcycle in Texas and accidentally hit
a young cow and killed it. So the driver went to the farmer who owned
the cow and tried to make it up to him, explaining that it was just
an accident and that he was willing to pay whatever price the cow
was worth. The farmer said, "It's worth a hundred dollars now,
but in six years' time, it will be worth eight hundred dollars. So
I want eight hundred dollars, all right?" Then the motorist wrote
a check for eight hundred dollars and gave it to the farmer, saying,
"Here's eight hundred dollars. I post-dated the check for six
years from now."
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