Master Tells Jokes
The
Feeling Is Mutual
Spoken by Supreme Master Ching
Hai, August 23, 2007
Paris 3-Day Retreat, France (Originally in English)
There
were two people who went together on a blind date. After a while,
they were so bored. It was a very boring blind date. Suddenly a friend
of his called him on the phone, so he stepped away from the table
in the restaurant, went outside and talked with the friend for a while.
After he came back, he said to his female blind date, “I’m
sorry, my grandfather has died. I have to go.” So the woman,
who was very understanding, said, šOh, of course, of course! That’s
very good because if your grandfather didn’t die, mine must
die.” 
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